Transcript - Spider Pig (A silent film by Scott Stephens)

OPENING TITLES
Scott Stephens

SCENE 1 - TITLES
Super 8
By Scott Stephens and Various Others
PANS TO SIGN.
This Property is Under Video Surveillance

SCENE 2
Spider Pig crawls up the radio tower and crawls down
TEXT IS DISPLAYED
"Spider Pig
Spider Pig
Does Whatever a Spider Pig does
Can he swing from a web?
No he can't he's a pig
LOOK OUT
he is a
SPIDER PIG!!!

SCENE 3
Spider Pig crawls across cityscape

SCENE 4
Real Pig in cage with Text "Not a Spider Pig"

SCENE 5
Spider Pig crawls across roof tops

SCENE 6
Spider Pig crawls across rail yard

SCENE 7
Spider Pig crawls across cityscape

SCENE 8
Spider Pig song lyrics scroll up the scene
SPIDER PIG
SPIDER PIG
Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does
Can he swing from a Web?
No, He Can't He's a pig
LOOK OUT!!!
He is a
SPIDER PIG

SCENE 9 - CREDITS
Credits
Director: Scott Stephens
Lighting: Destiny Seymour
Actors
Spider Pig Played by Spider Pig
No Spider Pig was harmed in the making of this production
Image of Spider Pig and Web

END